Some winter tips...

I learned a very valuable lesson this morning while scraping the ice off of my windshield. Here are a few tips:

1. Uggs may be warm, comfortable, and stylish, but they lack decent grip.
2. Don't wear a white sweatshirt while attempting to clean off your car. It will be ruined.
3. Wear gloves. Seriously.
4. When you scrape the ice off, it doesn't disappear. The ice chunks actually retain their icy characteristics and fall into a neat formation at your feet.
5. Those ice chunks are slippery.
6. When you fall, don't go elbow first.

Really.